24 November 2011

Baked bread so good, you can hide stuff in

Sometimes when you least expect it, you can learn something. In this case, I learned something revolutionary from the talented local photographer, Mr. Simoneau when I went to help him dispose of bodies learn desktop publishing crap – I learned that you can make [expletive]ly fantastic bread with very little kneading and patience.

Let's call it Fancy Bread for Lazy People.

I was in complete denial that this would work and boy was I ever schooled!

[Still hot in the Dutch oven]

The NY Times piece that first revealed this technique says that all you need is:
  • 3 cups +/- (~750ml) of flour (mix and match)
  • 1/4 tsp (1.5ml) instant yeast
  • 1-1/4 tsp salt (6.5ml) (I found 1 tsp was sufficient)
  • 1-5/8 cup (385ml) water
  • Cornmeal, more flour, or wheat bran for dusting
  • Big bowl
  • A Dutch oven or something similar with an oven-proof cover. They're on sale this week at Canadian Tire, so you have no excuse unless you live in an armpit.
  • Patience (also available at Canadian Tire for $12.99) 
The secret, Mr. Simoneau says, is magical unicorn saliva. But I think it's the humidity that gets trapped in the preheated pot for the first part of the cooking process.

[Mr. Simoneau making his olive version, where he reduced the salt by about a quarter. Please ignore the yelling face he is making at me.]

[A 50% whole wheat bread with black sesame]

Oh, btw, I said you can hide stuff in the bread; I tried hiding Pee-Wee in it while baking and it worked out quite well (wouldn't you say?).

Thanks, Mr. Simoneau for the great tip! And thanks to Pee-Wee for being such a good sport.


  1. So, if you did succeed in hiding Pee Wee, would you have gotten a hot-dog? Must try this bread, I am really, really lazy when it comes to kneading.

  2. Oh Pee-Wee was well-insulated in the bread. He only got a little scorched on the outside.